Okay, I've seen this on people's pages a million times before, and I've always wanted to do it. Only now did I decide I actually would do it. I don't really need this test to know I'm insane, but I'd just like to see where I rank among the general populace...
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (OMG! At least once a week! It's almost always my computer desk or my tangled mass of cords that are all charging some random electronic device that has been left on for weeks, like my DS, Laptop, cellphone...
[/] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Okay, I
almost walked into a glass door
once, but I have walked into several doors that were half open and sometimes I bump into the doorjam and don't get 100% through the door, but that hasn't happened lately!
I'm counting it as a half point.)
[/] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I fell off my bicycle twice in the last 3 years... I'm almost a frigging adult, I ought to be more coordinated! I mannaged to roll a couple times and not get too hurt, landing right side up, which is my equilibrium's way of saying "I woop ass, but I can screw you over anytime... So just know, I can catch you when you fall, but if you get too cocky, I'll throw you off your bicycle again...
" And the first time, I almost got run over by a car!
)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Economics class, everyday... Once I got kicked out because the teacher used the phrase "crying in your Cheerios..." and I couldn't stop laughing! It wasn't my fault, I swear! Someone's perfume must have had laughing gas in it or something, because I tried
really hard to stop laughing, and I just couldn't!
When I asked him if I could come back in, he said "Only if you can stop laughing." and I almost blew it right then. I honestly had to bite my own lip to not laugh at that. I spent the rest of the time just concentrating on not laughing...
)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.(While walking with my dad to he store, I was trying to pay close attention to what he was saying. I wasn't looking ahead of me, and there was a tree growing out of a planter next to the sidewalk, and one branch stuck out about 6 inches into the path, just above my eye-level. And in mid sentance, my dad went "--look out for the--" just as I ran into the tree...
It hurt like hell!
He made fun of me for a week... But then a month later, he ran into the same tree. So I laughed.
My dad and I are two idiots, exactly alike
)
[x] You have been called a blond.(I am one. But whenever I do something dumb, my dad always says "Yep, you're a natural blonde for sure!" And I aways say "Yeah, and you're a natural idiot for sure, no stereotype excuse for you!"
)
TOTAL: 5 (4 and 2 half points) 5/6= 83.333% insane. Not a bad start!
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.(
For realz? I believe it, but I never thought about it before...)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (And I can't reach it!
)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Yeah, I knew since middle school.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.(I'm not proud... it happens way too often...
)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Especially when I'm talking enthusiastically, or laughing really hard.)
TOTAL: 5+3=8
8/12= 66.666% insane now...
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it (Never seen it...)
[x] You type with three fingers or less.(Usually, sometimes I'll use a maximum of 6 fingers, 3 on each hand, but never more than three at a time. It's a weird combo too. I use my thumb, middle, and pinky finger of my right hand and the index, middle and ring finger of my left hand, so I use each of my fingers once and my middle one twice...
)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.(My own hand... but i wasn't on accident
I'm counting it anyway!
)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (once, but it usually almost hits me in the eye... luckily, I has glasses!
)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Once during study hall in middle shcool, I fell asleep, when I woke up, there was a huge stream of drool from my mouth, across the table, and over the edge onto the floor. There was a puddle about the size of my fist on the floor...
)
TOTAL: 8+4=12
12/17= Up to 70.588% insane!
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Trigonometry 2 years ago, every day. Still aced the class!
)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (More like I forget to think, but it's uncommon...)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Usually it's because I go off on a tangent, someone interrupts me, I stop to look at someting cool for a second, then forget, or sometimes, my brain just short-circuts...)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Thank goodness, no. Because if that happened, I'd be depressed...)
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (At every library. I'm often surprised I'm not thrown out and banned. But I don't have an inside voice, dammit! I'm Hungarian, were all genetically loud! I garuntee it, any loud person you know, especially if they laugh really loud, they have Hungarian blood in them. If we Hungarians aren't yelling, something is deathly wrong...
)
TOTAL: 12+4=16
16/22= Still rising ininsanity to 72.727% insane (meaning I'm 30% sane...
Just kidding, I'm not
that stoopid. I know it's 27.273%!
)
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[/] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Well, when I was a kid, I tried eating ants on purpose... I regreted it...
I've heard that female ant's are supposed to taste bitter/sour and the males are supposed to be spicy!
I wonder if there's a reason for that!
)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Are you kidding? I have no life beyond art and art relevent material. This is art relevant, therefore there is
nothing more important than this right now!
[pseudo-logic for the win!])
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Well, usually with shirts, but I realize after a few minutes, but once I spent the whole weekend wearing a pair of shorts backwards and didn't notice until Sunday afternoon!
)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (That, and once, I made my parents help me look all over the house for my gameboy. We spent all day, cleaned up 3 rooms, and found out it was on top of the TV the whole time!
)
TOTAL: 16+2 and a half= 17.5
17.5/27= Just 64.814% insane now!
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (I also rub my chin when I'm thinking and I tap my forehead and then make an arch downward with my hand (hard to explain if you haven't seen me do it, I must make a plz of some sort...) like I'm
physically pulling ideas out of my head as I'm trying to explain something. My mom points it out every time I do it
)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.(Often, and I hate it! It scares the living $#** out of me!
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. Mostly when I was a kid, but I still do it. I also look for patterns on the bathroom floor when I'm peeing. I've found a few, but I was sad when we redid the bathroom recently, because the Mewtwo and the Link and Zelda patterns that I found on the floor as a kid are all gone now
I've looked at them every time I went to pee since I was, like, 5 years old! Now there's an angry hobo and a upsidedown puppy on our new tile instead... (I know... I see weird things on our floor, there's also a fox in a fedora on my bedroom ceiling
If I took a Rorschach test, I'm sure psychologists would find it disturbing!
)
[X] The word "um" is used frequently (Only when someone asks me a difficult question that I want to be prudent about answering. Example: "Hey, how do you like my new hat?
" I'm thinking "It looks like an animal died choking on another animal and they ran over it with a car and sewed the 2 sides together and threw it at your head." But of course I can't say that, so I throw out an "um" and a "sandwich compliment", like: "Um, It's very unique, it's not quite the right look for you, but a little extra something on top (like a paper bag
) would make it look pretty good!")
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (Wait, "um" actually
means something?!
Why was I not informed of this phenomena!
I must spread the word immediately! Hey, everyone! "Um" actually means something! Your stuttering has meaning now!
)
[/] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (Naw, but I say "Eh?" and "Wuzzat?" a lot, and it's pretty similar)
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (No, I'm too good at math for that!
Grand total: 17.5+5.5= 23
23/35= 65.714% Insane! So I'm not as insane as I thougt!
And yeah, here's the blip about the 100 theme challenge again
The 100 Theme Challenge!!!1: Babies
Finished!2: Heaven
Good perspective and facial expressons, but the clothes are terribly uncooperative and lame to begin with. Background should be fairly easy...
3: Goodbye
Good sketch, but going to edit a little bit. If I can do the water/wet clothes effect properly, it will be really good.
4: Rainbow
Good sketch, first time drawing a van. Iffy perspective, but easy to fix.
5: Heart
Faces are derpy, I'll fix when I start inking...
6: Broken
Great sketch, if the background works, it'll be perfect! Will be my first time using reflections.
7: Hotel
Good facial expression in this one! I love how his face turned out, b the reflection will be difficult to draw and the perspective is wonky...
8: Life
Crappy sketch, crappier background... Thinking of re-doing
9: Threesome
People say the expressions are cute, but I really want to fix them anyway...
10: Black and White
Finished!11: Winter
OMG! It's so epic, even though the sketch is only 1/2 done! I can't wait to do this one!:iconexcitededgeworthplz:
12: Cat
13: Hula
14: Fire
15: Thunder
Awesome character, and a woop-ass background, next to ink, color and shade!
16: Soft
17: Stay Back
18: Stars
19: Glasses
20: Stripes
21: Oranges
Great background and detail, after a few touch ups, I'll ink, color and shade!
22: Music
23: Beautiful
24: Scars
25: Modern
26: Time
27: LOL
28: Chocolate
29: Sport
30: Butterfly
31: Shirtless
32: Firefly
33: Blood
34: Experiences
35: Skirt
36: Party
37: Bonds
38: Hero
39: Under the Rain
40: Self-control (this was not an original theme, #40 was missing, so I made up my own)
Great sketch and good backround. Lighting will be important. Wish me luck!
41: Demon and Angel
42: Money
43: 1001 Nights
44: Flexible
Finished! And totally awesome!45: Take a walk
46: Fairy Tale
47: Surprise
48: Game
49: Mask
50: Dreams
51: Heat
52: Body
53: Japanese
54: Tea
55: Bublbes
56: Water
57: Drinking Buddies
58: Sleep
59: Night
60: Red
61: Blue
62: Memory
63: Genie in a Bottle
64: Hold my Hand
65: Friends
66: Experiment
67: Smile
68: Silence
69: Ocean
70: Birthday
71: Beach
72: Washing Day
73: Precious
74: Dying
75: Tears
76: Family
77: Illusion
78: Keeping a Secret
79: Flowers
80: Underwear
81: Trance
82: Autumn
83: Heal
84: Drugs
85: Drowning
Going well, background is iffy, but the pose is somewhat decent. The quality of the color and shade will determine the quality of the final piece.
86: Last Hope
87: Carnival
88: Killer (Again, there was no theme here, so I also made up #88)
89: Gender Bender
90: Pain
91: Food
92: Pirate
93: Shopping
94: Elements
95: Sex
96: Fight
97: Singing a Song
98: Christmas
99: Moon and Sun
100: Dance
Yeah, I write a lot... I'm an epic bard in disguise!